What does it mean to be civil in times like these? How does civility adapt when it steps into unfamiliar borders? Does civility cut others off without using the blinker? Does civility leave a tip even if all the bartender did was twist off a cap? How does civility feel about avocado toast? Does civility get pissed off, harbor resentment, or both? Does civility have a Finsta? Does civility always bring a small bottle of hand sanitizer everywhere it goes? Does civility say fuck, but with a British accent? If R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly” comes up on random, does civility skip the track? Has civility seen Saw IV? Has civility ever killed and cleaned a goat? A chicken? Does civility use chopsticks at Thai restaurants? Does civility swat mosquitoes? Bees? Does civility compost? Does civility shop at Sam’s Club but not Walmart? Does civility feel guilty about the quinoa crisis? Is civility using someone else’s Netflix account? Has civility ever cat-called someone? Does civility say fuck, but with a Bed-Stuy accent? If civil war strikes, does civility wear medals for marksmanship, or does it throw rocks while wearing a fake Tommy Hilfiger t-shirt? Does civility line up for the new Yeezys? Does civility tithe ten percent of its income before or after taxes? Has civility gone cashless? Does civility know how to earn flight status for free seat upgrades? Does civility not do shots except if it’s their brother’s wedding? When defining humanity, does civility mention the foodchain? Has civility read Homo Deus, Yuval Noah Harari’s sequel to the NYTimes bestseller Sapiens? Does civility mansplain? Does civility manspread? Does civility even know what manspreading and Finstas are?

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