questions that i have, which could probably be readily answered by a simple google search, but that i’m going to ask anyway – can humans hibernate? like, hibernate like a bear? like, eat a load of food, huddle into a hole, and not wake up for a few months? if so, is there a deeper state of sleep than REM? when i wake up, will i remember my dreams? will those dreams have been wiiiiiiiild? will i be groggy? will i be jetlagged? will i easily fall asleep the first night of waking life? will people have unfollowed me because i stopped updating my social media accounts? how long will it take for me to sift through my inbox? if everyone else was hibernating too, would we all wake up the same day, or would it be a gradual thing where i could theoretically stay in to catch up on my inbox but pretend that i’m still sleeping so that nobody’s pressuring me to do anything? is there a chance that i just won’t wake up? how will my breath smell? would i have peed in my bed? will i still crave coffee, and other addictions that are supposed to be broken after 21 days clean? will winter, finally, become my favorite season?